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50 pounds in 6 months. TJ that means our boat at the foot may go faster. ha #
Dilbert live and in person. Right here in my cube! Looking for actors in my upcoming short film to follow in the steps of office space! #
I will start with Anniston #

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at December 7, 2008

Whatever happened to Ja Rule? #
Do people even meet in person at work anymore? Genesys is on speed dial #
@oldangerous very nice! Uncle Bills could be the best place of all time….at 5 am. That or courtesy diner in reply to oldangerous #

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at November 30, 2008

why is ok to let one rip in the restroom and not in your cubicle? Also how is it ok to drop pants to your ankles to tuck in your shirt? #
Walking into a restroom seeeing a grown indian man washing his face,pants to the floor showing fruit of the looms just ruined my appetite. #
for god sakes if your seriously sending your kids through a tsunami versus the pool please courtesy flush and don’t let me see your badge ha #
Bathroom etiquette brought to you by Dieselfueled……. #
Animal Radio? Is this why Sirius is only trading at $.15 a share? For the love of god! #
you know you are working too much when you request time off for future overtime you will have to work. #
So is Lil’ Wayne a little song whore now or does Sirius just play him 75% of the time? #

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at November 23, 2008

Drank a pound of fruit today #
@matthewsmith I am good for a “3 and out” as long as there is 1 pass play in there. Then I may just hang by the water cooler. in reply to matthewsmith #
@ndoz I know the feeling. I think I lost 600 this week. in reply to ndoz #
@matthewsmith take all your money and put it on black. in reply to matthewsmith #